I know that you dislike dressing up so I thought I'd show you some of my favorite past costumes to insprire you.
Award for The Easiest Costume: LIGHT BRITES
This one you might remember because I was visiting your house. Remember? I think you had just had your second so it might be a blur. We were traveling so this was very easy to do. Black clothes and a whole bunch of those circle office stickers. We were human Light Brites. My little E loved moving the stickers around and making shapes on herself. The only downside was I had to keep an eye on my husband since he keep rearranging the stickers on my back to say things like "kiss me." The upside was that all black is very slimming.
Easiest Honorable Mention: THE SHEETS
I don't have a photo of this one since it was so long ago. At least somedays college seems like forever ago and I didn't own a camera yet. My roomates and I needs some quick and cheap costumes that also fit into our "wannabe rebels" status. So we wrapped our sheets around us and each had a sign around our neck. One was "Holy Sheet", another "Pile of Sheet", "Oh Sheet", etc. You see where this is going. There were five of us. Went to a church party if you can believe that. Ah youth...
Highest "Awwwww" Factor: BIRD WATCHERS & BABY BIRD
One of my all time favorites. I have a picture of it up in my home all year. I sewed (I know! can your believe it??) about 6 pink feather boas on a pink hooded sweatshirt to make the bird part. Then I put green felt leaves on a pair of brown pants for the tree branch. Then I rigged up a grapevine wreath to hang around her middle for her nest. I had some yellow dish washing gloves to stuff and hang off the bottom of the sweatshirt for bird feet but they got in the way so I left them off last minute. Little Detail: Her treat bag was a broken egg shell. My husband and I were bird watchers with in khaki outfits with binoculars, bird books and geeky glasses. She was darn cute and wanted to wear it all the time. Downside: feathers everywhere!
Best Husband Award: CATERPILLAR, COCOON, & A BUTTERFLY
Last year E decided to be a butterfly so I had to work with that. I came up with a Butterfly Life Cycle. We handed out Pixie Sticks for our butterfly food. Here is my beautiful butterfly:
I was the "VERY Hungary Caterpillar on Saturday" with all my favorite treats glued on to my many legs which were gloves pinned in place. And no - I have not gained back that much weight. At least yet. This was a very sweaty costume for Texas. Would be great up north. Bags of quilt stuffing make great insulation.
Notice the pink Pop Rocks!
Now you know how patient my husband is with my crazy ideas and general nonsense. He took it too another level when he was willing to be the cocoon. He was stuffed with about 5 bags of stuffing and had a very long branch stuck on his back that made it impossible to sit or move around without poking people in the eye inadvertently.
Behold... The Cocoon:
Best Husband Honorable Mention: Kittens
Year before last we were the 3 Kittens who had lost their mittens. A man in a cat suit. Enough said. I won't embarrass him further with a photo but here is how our car was decked out for handing out Kit Kats from a pet bowl. We had mittens on the ends of our tails. Notice the pie and the rat close by.
Most Therapy Inducing: THE CLEANING CREW
E's first Halloween and what do we dress her up as?
A pretty princess? No.
A darling pumpkin? No.
A cleaning product? YES!
She was just learning to crawl around and it seemed that no matter how much I swept and washed my floors she was always dusty and finding little hidden treasures like dirty Cheerios. I joked that I didn't have to clean my wood floors because she was always doing it for me. Then it hit me...
She was a Swiffer Sheet!
So that's what she was. We dressed up in grubby clothes and wore dish gloves and carried brooms and mops. We filled a new rolling garbage can with quilts and put her on top and rolled her around. To make her onsie I put small smudges of glue and then took dyer lint and dabbed it on. (I figured that was pretty clean dirt, right?) Then glued on some cheerios and string where she couldn't reach it to pull it off. We thought is was pretty funny. She will seriously wonder what kind of parents we are at some future date I'm sure.
Most Therapy Inducing Honorable Mention: MOVIE DRESS UP
This one wasn't technically for Halloween but for a church youth group activity for the Academy Awards where they had to dress up as a movie. My husband needed something quick to throw on that wouldn't embarrass him too much. So I made this for him. Sorry for the bad picture. I literally took it as he was running out the door.
Rear Window
Get it? Get it?
Unfortunately most of the kids had not seen nor heard of the movie. Sigh.
Thus ends the Retrospective
Can't wait to see what you and yours are up to this year. I've got my work cut out for me since E has decided what she wants to be and it is hard to work with. It may be a creatively quiet year...
Happy Costuming :: Think